Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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