I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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