I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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