omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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