I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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