Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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