You work out of a Hotel?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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