I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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