You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
