was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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