And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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