We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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