I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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