My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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