Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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