I can tuck mytits in my pants
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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