i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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