Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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