he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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