Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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