im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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