when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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