sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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