"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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