Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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