drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Pants are for mortals
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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