Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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