My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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