Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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