you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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