i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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