I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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