Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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