In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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