? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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