i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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