No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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