i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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