does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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