I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
they're like a gay fantastic four
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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