How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
i think my cat just said my name.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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