I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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