Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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