i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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