When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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