It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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