Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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