your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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