am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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