I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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