is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He? As in you personified your dick?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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