Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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