They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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