Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Someone shattered a urinal.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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