it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Also, beer. Big fan.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
