i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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