oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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