what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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