we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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